Tuesday, November 16, 2010

The Bittern Song...


TO THE TUNE OF "I'M A LUMBERJACK..."

There ain't no Bitterns at Moore no more,
There ain't no Bitterns at Moore,
No, there ain't no Bitterns at Moore no More,
There ain't no Bitterns at Moore

BUT...

There's Water Rail, and Buzzards,
and Coots and stripey snails,
There's Sprawks cha-sing the Starlings,
and wafts of dumpy smells.

BUT,

There ain't no Bitterns at Moore no more,
There ain't no Bitterns at Moore,
No, there ain't no Bitterns at Moore no More,
There ain't no Bitterns at Moore

There's Moorhens and a Pochard.,
a Teal and Tufted Duck,
Some Mute Swans and Shoveler,
but I don't give a fuck.

COZ...

There ain't no Bitterns at Moore no more,
There ain't no Bitterns at Moore,
No, there ain't no Bitterns at Moore no More,
There ain't no Bitterns at Moore